Over the past week, we’ve received three “incident” reports from Maxine’s daycare.

The first, she was pushed into a wall and then fell down. Bump on head.

The second, she was hit in the head by a nursery mate with a morocco. Bump on head.

The third, and most recent, she was bit on the finger by another kid. Bite on finger.

My first thought is that kids really are just little animals.

My second being thank dog Maxine wasn’t the biter.

And third, they should really reconsider their definition of “incident”. A room full of toddlers? The paperwork is unimaginable.