Having a baby changes lots of things. One of which I did not fully realize until recently. Before baby I’d estimate I spent a good 35% of my brain power on celebrity goings-on. I take the high brow approach to not just calling it celebrity gossip because I most enjoyed the non-gossipy aspects. Like clothing and hair. But I freely admit I also (just not most) enjoyed the gossip.

I got my celebrity hair did this week. Whilst waiting for my appointment, I tucked in to an Us Magazine. It’s a truly terrible publication. Despite having a subscription once upon a time, I’ve never really known if it’s “Us” or “US”. Neither makes any real sense to me as it relates to the content.

Some of the “news” I did know. The Twilight break-up didn’t escape even me. And I inherited this gem:

We have a rule in the house. Rule No.1 is always to look cool, and rule No. 2 is don’t forget about Rule No. 1.

- Heidi Klum

BUT, did you know Renee Witherspoon is pregnant?

And Justin Bieber got a tattoo?

I don’t know. Justin Bieber? Who we actually totally love.

Seems like he’s breaking rule No. 2.